January 2012
December 2011
Y'know what? Fuck it, 2011 was a beautiful fucking...
fuckinguardogs:
I got to meet some amazing people.
I cried a shitload and learned a lot of lessons.
I have a hell of a lot of good and bad memories.
I accomplished a shitload of things.
I slacked off.
I’m in good health.
My stomach’s full.
I’m starting 2012 right.
the fuck did you do this year? bring it to me, baby.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ??
You: A sexual lion? No thanks.
Stranger: no
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: age ?
You: The world is over 2011 years old.
Stranger: ur age ?
You: I am uncertain of Uranus' age.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
areyu:
lsfdjsljff
the part where you bro-hug Leonardo was MY FAVORITE FUCKING PART of ACII you have NO IDEA
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T...
infinite-tacos:
HEAVEN???!??!?!
dont deny me. D:
I just keep reblogging this . I LOVE YOU JESUS <3 !
omfg these gifs.
LOVE YOU JESUS!!!
I LOVE YOU LORD.
You will know you're getting old when Santa starts...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
Dear Anime, Your boobs don't make sense.
darckcarnival:
bananainspector:
bonsairocket:
witchofblood:
sexymedic:
jade-curtass:
zombie-bionic:
holy shit the last one
Oh, my Lord.
Guys I laughed so hard at this I was sent spiralling into a minute-long coughing fit
ARE YOU HAPPY TUMBLR
What… That D◙n’t w◙rk that way.
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What is this calm your tits you speak of?
