March 2012
yaoiassasscreed:
Dear OTP,
romantically-dysfunctional:
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ziggro:
Me at the ending of any Assassin’s Creed game.
yaoiassasscreed:
thetumblrhoodheadquarters:
allsoundsasscreed:
...
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
“I like a woman in my t-shirt and nothing else.”
– Ian Somerhalder, ASOS UK magazine interview. (via fuckyeahdamonquotes)
Peeta: hey I just met you
Peeta: and this is crazy
Peeta: but here's some burnt bread
Peeta: so call me maybe
Katniss:
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
Fangirling is hard work. We dedicate our time...
padillahecoxlove:
president snow: you deliberately defied the capitol by making a mockery out of our games. what do you have to say for yourself?
katniss: yolo
ianhecoxs:
rtlstuff:
DYING
